Hey Brother, can you spare a dime? |
You're beautiful and you DON'T know it |
SEX |
I thought that would get your attention |
Will someone please get me a beer? |
Some people can read me like a book |
OK, I am a walking billboard |
Whether you like it or not, you are |
judged by your speech and dress |
Intentionally left blank |
I don't believe in self-promotion |
to learn more visit |
WWW.FAULGUY.COM |
ARE YOU HAPPY...TRULY HAPPY |
All the really good cliches have been |
overused |
DREAM |
the WONDERBRA is false advertising |
Quit looking at my Bum, |
you bum looker |
It's complicated, you wouldn't understand |
Don't forget to set
your clocks back. |
I hate to be melodramatic |
But would you give me |
your money otherwise? |
I Sighned up for unemployment and |
all I got was this damn sign |
I should have bought a costume |
Hi, my name is Tim, I'm leaving... |